Critical Failure!

E M E R G E N C Y, user death imminent.

My laptop ended up dying in the middle of a few projects. Those and a few others before of course weren't backed up. I can't afford that shit...

Hope the techies can salvage my stuff and make my comp look all nice and new. Blowjobs for them if they do. Perfect timing for this to happen. Semester's about up and I've got a bunch to do.

I need a tower to work on that's time machined or something. Quick, money genie, I need a few thousand dollars!